One evening a husband, thinking he was funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. May be it would take a few inches off your butt!".
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply could not let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. "Susan", he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker ... "It's not talcum powder, my love - it's MiracleGrow!"
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